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Thursday, August 26, 2004

hello there . . . today was the first day of school . . . ROCK ON! . . . anyways . . . i have alot of classes with my friends . . . and some too many (amber) . . . haha . . . my schedule for this year is alot better than my last year's schedule . . . i had all the shizzy teachers last year . . . like prickstone and whitescarver!! . . . this year i have for the first 9 weeks . . .

                                       Ratings . . . *****  is the best . . . *  is the worst! 

1st Period = Mrs. Conover - Pre-Algebra/ Geometry ***

2nd Period = Mr. Tankersly - English ****

3rd Period = Mrs. Redmond - Science *****

4th Period = Mr. McConnell - Band *****

5th Period = Mrs. Williams - Art *****

6th Period = Mrs. Minney - West Virginia History ***

7th = Mr. Stutler - Reading - **

8th = Mrs. Hendershot - Chorus ***

that's my schedule for this nine weeks . . . most of my teachers are awesome but then there are others that i dont much care for . . . Mrs. Williams is problly my most favorite teacher . . . then Mrs. Redmond . . . then Mr. Tankersly . . . well im gonna go talk to me friends . . . bye bye . . . Logan


Wednesday, August 25, 2004

hey  . . . sorry its been so long . . . i havent been home lately . . . school tomorrow . . . WOO! . . . me and amber get the bac of da bus . . . woohoo . . . and i think we have a new bus driver . . . so said amber . . hahaha . . . o and on sunday i went to the movie theater . . . we saw Without A Paddle . . . it was the funniest movie i've seen in a long time . . . if u havent seen it you HAVE to see it!! it's hilarious . . . me, steven r., steven's sis, and muh cousins sam, ryan, taylor, zac, and uncle ray . . . kayla, EarthChild! . . . im serious . . . YOU HAVE TO SEE THIS MOVIE!!! . . . the downstairs, earthchild, stoner dogs, I FOR ONE CHOSE DEATH! . . . um . . . what did i do on monday? . . . um . . . nothing . . . hepled my sister sell candles for her basketball team on tuesday . . . and today went to my sis's prctice, got some clothes for school, got a pizza, ate the pizza, shat the pizza . . . no just playin' . . . lol . . . i think im gonna quit the joke stuff and just write the daily stuff . . .it was getting old  . . . . . . . . and now i've run out of things to write . . . im waiting on amber . . . i CAN"T GET OFF!ok im gonna go wait on aol . . . haha . . . aiighty . . . bye bye

                                                                                                                                            Loggie


Wednesday, August 18, 2004

hey it's me . . .(duh who else would it be) . . .haha . . . anyways . . . i want everyone to start doing something for me!! . . . everyday after they read the latest entry, i want them to click on the button at the bottom of the entry that says, "Add Comment" or something like that and tell me how good the entry was if it was bad i'll make them better . .well . .u get the picture . . . ok . . . here's todays entry . . .

Cool Things to Do in a Shower Stall:

1.) Enter the satll. Shower for about 3 minutes, then scream really loudly saying, "I didn't know I had one of THOSE!"

2.) Enter the stall fully clothed. Do not undress and make sure your clothes get all wet & soapy. Complain that your shirt tends to bleed all over.

3.) Walk into the stall and ask Scottie to beam you up.

4.)Enter the stall, undress, and then redress as Superman. Leap out of the stall, vengefully vow to stop Lex uthor's evil plot, then run full force into the wall. Stand up, shake your head, and proceed to take your shower.

5.) Bring a bottle of fake blood or ketchup into the shower with you . Exclaim, "OW! It really hurts to pop one of those!" Then let the blood or ketchup seep down the side of the stall for everyone to see.

6.)Look over to stall beside yours, giggle, and then return to your side and begin whistling the tune, "It's a Small World After All."

7.) Bring in a rubber chicken to your stall and and get it all soapy, then toss it into the next stall. Demand that the person gives it back or you will curse them with a voodoo spell. The next day, hang the chicken from the bathroom lighting fixtures by a noose and stick numerous pins and forks in it.

Alright i g2g . . . i'll finish the shower stall pranks tomorrow . . . outti

                                                                                      Logan


Tuesday, August 17, 2004

hey there AGAIN! . . . yesterday was so sweet don't ya think . . . hahaha . . anyways . . .i actaully have something to write today! woo! . . . there not jokes but there called "Amusing Irrelevant Facts" . . . here goes . . .

1.)Walter Cavanaugh,"Mr.Plastic",has 1,196 different valid credit cards.

2.) The oldest goldfish lived to be 41 years old. It's name was Fred.

4.)There is a town in newfoundland, Canada named Dildo.

14.)According to one poll, nearly 3/4 of all American woman wear a bra the wrong size.

15.)In 1976, a Los Angeles woman married her 50-pound pet rock.

17.)In 1980,the Yellow Pages accidentally listed a Texas funeral home under frozen foods

20.)In 1977,a 13 yr. old boy discovered a tooth growing on his left foot.

28.)The average human has seven sex fantasies in a day.

29.)The most money ever paid for a cow in an auction was $1.3 million.

30.)The average person is about 1/4 of an inch taller at night.

38.)In 1681,the last dodo bird died.

39.)A Saudi Arabian woman can divorce if her husband doesn't give her coffee.

41.)An Indian woman can legally marry a goat.

42.)Donald Duck comics were banned from Finland, because he doesn't wear pants.

46.) In 1980, there was only one country in the world without telephones . . . Bhutan.

54.)You can only smell 1/20 as well as a dog.

55.)In high school, Robin Williams was voted, "LeastLikely To Succeed."

57.)The sound of E.T. walking was made by someone smooshing there hands in Jello.

62.)The world population of chickens is about equal to the number of humans.

63.)Woman are 37% more likely to go to a psychiatrist than men are.

66.)A monkey was once tried and convicted for smoking a cigarette in Indiana.

74.)Elvis's nickname for his sexual organ was "Little Elvis."

75.)Bird crap is the chief export of Nauru, an island nation in the western Pacific.

76.)There are more plastic flamingos in America than real ones.

81.)Hypnotism is banned by public schools in San Diego.

90.)Thomas Edison was afraid of the dark.

Alright that's all I got for today . . . and if you want the entre list for "Amusing Irrelevant Facts" . . . e-mail me or IM me and i'll get it for you! Aiighty . . .i g2g . . . c ya l8r

                                                                       Cogan Larpenter


Monday, August 16, 2004

hey guys and gals . . . i still dont have any jokes to tell . . . i haven't been lookin' very much either . . . i can't beleive that i'm going to do this . . . but i'm actually going to listen to my dad (for once) . . . anyways . . . the girl in the last entry is one of my closest friends . . . she's been my friend since first grade and she still is . . . and i've liked her ever since third grade (and i still do) . . . we've dated so many times i've lost track . . . but even so . . . i still love her . . . and she knows it . . . but i think she's moved on . . . but i never will . . . and we've had so many good times . . . from thinking it would be cool to sit in seat #8 in 3rd grade . . . to . . . having a paper ball fight on the bus and almost getting suspended from the bus  . . .lol . . . and even to last night when i was almost knocked unconscious on the the basketball-net pole . . . haha . . . good times! . . . and just like i said . . . i love her . . . and she doesnt have to feel the same way because if she doesnt . . . that'll never change how i feel about her  . . . even when she gets mad at me (alot .. . lol)  . . .oh no! . . i got to go . . mommy is coming! ah! . . .g2g!

                                                                                      Logan



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