hey there AGAIN! . . . yesterday was so sweet don't ya think . . . hahaha . . anyways . . .i actaully have something to write today! woo! . . . there not jokes but there called "Amusing Irrelevant Facts" . . . here goes . . .
1.)Walter Cavanaugh,"Mr.Plastic",has 1,196 different valid credit cards.
2.) The oldest goldfish lived to be 41 years old. It's name was Fred.
4.)There is a town in newfoundland, Canada named Dildo.
14.)According to one poll, nearly 3/4 of all American woman wear a bra the wrong size.
15.)In 1976, a Los Angeles woman married her 50-pound pet rock.
17.)In 1980,the Yellow Pages accidentally listed a Texas funeral home under frozen foods
20.)In 1977,a 13 yr. old boy discovered a tooth growing on his left foot.
28.)The average human has seven sex fantasies in a day.
29.)The most money ever paid for a cow in an auction was $1.3 million.
30.)The average person is about 1/4 of an inch taller at night.
38.)In 1681,the last dodo bird died.
39.)A Saudi Arabian woman can divorce if her husband doesn't give her coffee.
41.)An Indian woman can legally marry a goat.
42.)Donald Duck comics were banned from Finland, because he doesn't wear pants.
46.) In 1980, there was only one country in the world without telephones . . . Bhutan.
54.)You can only smell 1/20 as well as a dog.
55.)In high school, Robin Williams was voted, "LeastLikely To Succeed."
57.)The sound of E.T. walking was made by someone smooshing there hands in Jello.
62.)The world population of chickens is about equal to the number of humans.
63.)Woman are 37% more likely to go to a psychiatrist than men are.
66.)A monkey was once tried and convicted for smoking a cigarette in Indiana.
74.)Elvis's nickname for his sexual organ was "Little Elvis."
75.)Bird crap is the chief export of Nauru, an island nation in the western Pacific.
76.)There are more plastic flamingos in America than real ones.
81.)Hypnotism is banned by public schools in San Diego.
90.)Thomas Edison was afraid of the dark.
Alright that's all I got for today . . . and if you want the entre list for "Amusing Irrelevant Facts" . . . e-mail me or IM me and i'll get it for you! Aiighty . . .i g2g . . . c ya l8r
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